Larger wings
More people with bread
Violin lessons
Alone time
The ability to curse
A world of only ledges
Shoes
The ability to blink
One day a year when every person who walked by would take a picture of them
A name that begins with a vowel (like Owen)
Object permanence
Lights at an intersection that turn iridescent
A list of ideas on how to stay positive after it’s rained too many days in a row
A short period of global cooling
A reliable way to know when they’re full
Credit for all their appearances in classic films
Designation as an official state bird (any of the 50 states)
A way to communicate with charging toddlers
Instructions on how to manage the accidental ingestion of string
One very large, centrally located, fountain to drink from
A better understanding of what a dog is and why they act like that
A guest appearance on SNL at some point over the next 3 seasons
To be transformed into a collection of shapes in a cubist painting
A good-paying job that consists of walking in unpredictable directions
A better way to express anger
Exchange program opportunities in Paris
Feet that are less orange, for a change of pace
Acknowledgement that, in reality, they are always celebrating existence